Yes, I actually =AM= a 'rocket scientist'

 I actually =AM= a 'rocket scientist'. Here's my T-shirt:

SPACE SPIRAL SPECTACULARS

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

HELP! WHAT DOES ICBM 'THRUST DUMPING' LOOK LIKE?

HELP WANTED -- WHICH CHINESE CITY IS THIS?

ABC's OF ROCKET-SPOTTING

Chasing down a potential sighting of  space plume is a methodical process of determining context.